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Try harder. No wait, stop .. it's not working. Maybe a face transplant.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
I'm .. to sexy for my
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Ok. I never understood why girls did the kissy face pose. It's dumb, makes your face all disproportionate .. and no, people don't walk around looking like that. Not even celebrities.
But guys? Get serious. This facial expression clearly states his lack of interest in women, and also clearly states his position as the 'receiver' in any given relationship.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Check out THIS bod!
# 1: Cut off pantyhose not to be worn independent of skirt, shorts, or pants
# 2: Never wear white panties under black ANYTHING
# 3: Granny panties?! Seriously?
# 4: Wha-? What look are you going for? The "accidentally caught singing and dancing in the hallway as you get dressed for a social outing that will remind you that you suck and will be single forever" look?
# 5: Fat ass.
You FAIL!
Shower Scene
"Yea, baby. I'm so hot and sexy in this shower. You know you want me to rape you. You know you want my bald head all UP in your bidness."
I threw up in my mouth a little. [youfail]
Friday, August 15, 2008
why does he look so sketchy? [don't say its because he's black]
Haha it's a poorer [pretending to be richer], younger, blacker Mr Burns.
Is it still there?
Checking for poopie before you pull up your pants? I would advise not leaving a paper trail...
YOU FAIL, HO!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Yea, you got's moneyyyy ..
What are you trying to say? That you're rich and rolling in dough? That you're super-fly?
You're in a MCDONALDS. Those are ONE DOLLAR BILLS. Someone stuck their middle finger IN YOUR FACE. Also, YOU'RE UGLY
you fail.
Mr Rich and Contemplative
So, you're a rich thinker. I like how you nonchalantly bring a thick wad of cash against your chin as you contemplate the perils of the world. Too bad it looks like you're eating that wad of money. Too bad making picture in black and white doesn't necessarily hide your acne problem, even if you are black. Also, we know that's not all money. It's a thick wad of napkins with a 20 on the outside.
you fail.
Sweet sexi sixteen
Lyk, lyk omigawd this pcture looks soooooo hot! excpt lyk ur b00bs r lops1ded or lyk 1 of em iz lyk bigger thn the 0therrrr
YOU FAIL!
The Uglies Are Coming!
There are many ugly or ridiculous profile pictures on myspace / facebook / misc social networking sites.
Too many young kids trying to act grown
Too many hos
Too many ugly people
Join me as I make mockery of their lives and looks.
Submissions welcome.
If your picture is on here aaaand you don't like it, too bad. It's a public picture. I found it. It's mine now.
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