Check out THIS bod!

# 1: Cut off pantyhose not to be worn independent of skirt, shorts, or pants
# 2: Never wear white panties under black ANYTHING
# 3: Granny panties?! Seriously?
# 4: Wha-? What look are you going for? The "accidentally caught singing and dancing in the hallway as you get dressed for a social outing that will remind you that you suck and will be single forever" look?
# 5: Fat ass.


You FAIL!

Humping Chairs

lkjdhflakgfuaiewbflueawf YOU FAIL!!!

Shower Scene

"Yea, baby. I'm so hot and sexy in this shower. You know you want me to rape you. You know you want my bald head all UP in your bidness."




I threw up in my mouth a little. [youfail]

why does he look so sketchy? [don't say its because he's black]

Haha it's a poorer [pretending to be richer], younger, blacker Mr Burns.

Is it still there?

Checking for poopie before you pull up your pants? I would advise not leaving a paper trail...

YOU FAIL, HO!

Poopie Time

You forgot to drop your pants before you squatted. That looks messy.

Yea, you got's moneyyyy ..

What are you trying to say? That you're rich and rolling in dough? That you're super-fly?

You're in a MCDONALDS. Those are ONE DOLLAR BILLS. Someone stuck their middle finger IN YOUR FACE. Also, YOU'RE UGLY

you fail. 

Mr Rich and Contemplative

So, you're a rich thinker. I like how you nonchalantly bring a thick wad of cash against your chin as you contemplate the perils of the world. Too bad it looks like you're eating that wad of money. Too bad making picture in black and white doesn't necessarily hide your acne problem, even if you are black. Also, we know that's not all money. It's a thick wad of napkins with a 20 on the outside.

you fail.

Sweet sexi sixteen

Lyk, lyk omigawd this pcture looks soooooo hot! excpt lyk ur b00bs r lops1ded or lyk 1 of em iz lyk bigger thn the 0therrrr

YOU FAIL!

Did someone drop her pants? Does she not know?

FYI: she's wearing large boots

The Uglies Are Coming!

There are many ugly or ridiculous profile pictures on myspace / facebook / misc social networking sites.

Too many young kids trying to act grown

Too many hos

Too many ugly people

Join me as I make mockery of their lives and looks.

Submissions welcome.

If your picture is on here aaaand you don't like it, too bad. It's a public picture. I found it. It's mine now.